U.S. G.I. Sterilization Wrap, 6 pack $14.95
“Yet another useful product at an exception savings. Listed as sterilization wrappers straight from Uncle Sam, this high quality cloth has a number of uses. Use it as a handkerchief, nice shop towel, or a cleaning rag. These towels are absorbent, soft, and have hemmed edges for durability. You have two size choices in this nice towel. One set of towels measure 24×24 inches, the other measure 18×18 inches. MADE IN THE U.S.A. Unused. We are selling a value pack containing 6 wrappers for one low price.”
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